Experience

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Safety Inspector • Nov, 1980 — Present

Write about your core competencies in one or two sentences describing your position. If you held the position for a long time, it could be a longer section, including a couple bullet points

  • Ate lots of donuts
  • Fell asleep rarely
  • Left promptly at end of day (sometimes earlier)

Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre

Safety Inspector • Jun, 1978 — Sept, 1979

If your stint was shorter, feel free to be brief and just call out the most meaningful points of your role. Be concise, and be meaninful. The person reading just needs enough to want to talk to you more about your experience.

Simpson Lazer Tag

Front Desk Attendant • Jun, 1975 — May, 1978

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie... Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.

Education

Honor Roll,3 quarter;Physical Education Award,2017;Georgia Studies Award,2017

If you had any meaningful roles at college, feel free to write about them here

Recognition

Outstanding Achievement

• 2010

Awarded for stopping a nuclear meltdown, even though I also started it.

Duff Beer Customer of the year

• 1997 — 2001, 2003, 2008 — 2012

Honored by Duff Beer for being an outstanding customer several years straight. Qualifications included most beer consumed at a bar, most beer purchased, and most beer ralphed.

Moe's Patron of the Month

• 12/2001, 8/2004

Specifically this prestigious awarded twice for stopping a robber with my belly.

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